This morning, after quite a heavy party I woke up in a room filled with people. I had slepped in my suit, had black lines across my face by the makeup and well.. looked pretty dead.
I threw back the sleepingbag to see what was going on and that is when I received the most creative pickup line ever. I was told that the guy would love to have a nibble at me some time, that I looked like one of those bananas that are already a bit brown. And everybody knows that the yellow bananas are not good, that you have to have the ones with the spots!
Now, was wondering, what are the strangest ones you've had?
Hehe...well, I'll give one I've used. *looks at the girl sitting at the bar, then looks at her drink* Hmm..I don't like the look of that drink. You best let me have a taste of that drink.
Hey, it works. I've been married to that girl for 13 years now. Woot!
Flin Hearthstone Captain Talaluth Juran
Jalah, Adept of the Whirling Serpent
So I was at a party, chatting up the ladies, like I do. When this guy walks up to me, gives me three quick pelvic thrusts to my leg, slaps my ass, and says, “Let me know if you ever want to switch teams.”
Not so much a pickup line, but how my best bud did convince me to ask out a dancer at a local club...
Me: Bud, im too drunk to walk over there and ask her out, i cant even feel my legs.
Friend: Come on, women LOVE men who cant feel thier own legs!
Me: Really?
Friend: Of course, would i lie to you?
So i took my drunken self over to her, muttered something and gave her my number. We dated for about 6 months. So remember guys, just drink till you cant feel your own legs.
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Why do we always come here, I guess we will never know. Its like a kind of torture to have to watch the show.
Ok, lets see.... To buy them a drink without them realizing it (at first anyway), you can try "Does this taste funny to you?" You'd be suprised how often this works. Whatever they answer - just keep smiling and keep the conversation flowing.
Ahh.... now for a funny one:
That sweater is most becoming on you. I know if I were on you, I'd "becoming" too.
Here's one that actually worked when I was back in college. I was at a party and a group of girls had just arrived. One of them have these really cool looking boots on so I walked over to her and said 'Nice boots, want to ****?'
She was so shocked that she ended up laughing at it and talking to me for the rest of the night... and the next morning when we got up.
Moral of the story - Compliment the ladies and then be honest. It worked.
"Good Roleplaying does not preclude fireballing their asses!" - OoTS
one i like the best from an aussie movie
so dewi isnt left out hey dew you know how they say you are what you eat ......i plan to be you ..........got to love aussie movies
Movie : WOGBOY
"We live by the sword"
"We die by the sword"
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Sacred Spirit Company
Redboot Brigade - Daris
woman asked me in the middle of somewhat casual conversing, "hey, do you know what tantra is?"
without missing a beat i answered, "know it? i wrote it... "
(for those of you men unfamiliar with the tantra... ask the ladies for those women unfamiliar with tantra... my heart goes out to you...)
imho the best chat up line ever is "Fancy a game of mixed doubles?"
thow you need to be carefull that she has a girl friend with her , that you have a male friend with you , and that you are in a pub with a pool table in it
if not then there is a chance this line can end in severe slapage and drink soakage
Flin Hearthstone
Captain Talaluth Juran
one i like the best from an aussie movie 
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