Dasarian Poetry

[Armitage]

On a lighter note.
To Serena and Ahman Rashesef.

There was some wizard trash
From the south they came to pass
One day they did say
We challenge all to come play
And the Dasarians did kick their ass

[Earavien Erinen]

((Very spotty rhymes there, m'dear...besides, Serena's rump is feeling most unkicked. Care to take aim?

Armitage was a cleric so staid
To a god called Nergal she prayed
Her life is so cold
She smells like grave mold
No wonder she never gets laid!

Panda was a bard through and through
She even whipped up her own brew
She had but a taste
Fell flat on her face
Now her pockets feel lighter, it's true.

Wing said she's never knocked down
She boasted it all over town
The Koalisks they heard
And once, twice and third
They pummeled her right to the ground!

((sorry, man, I'm on a roll today!

[Evelond Formos]

((Very spotty rhymes there, m'dear...besides, Serena's rump is feeling most unkicked. Care to take aim?

Armitage was a cleric so staid
To a god called Nergal she prayed
Her life is so cold
She smells like grave mold
No wonder she never gets laid!

Panda was a bard through and through
She even whipped up her own brew
She had but a taste
Fell flat on her face
Now her pockets feel lighter, it's true.

Wing said she's never knocked down
She boasted it all over town
The Koalisks they heard
And once, twice and third
They pummeled her right to the ground!

((sorry, man, I'm on a roll today!

I don't get the second one, but the third one made my day

[Earavien Erinen]

((Jeez staying home with walking pneumonia really becomes boring after a while. That's the only excuse I'm gonna give.

From Delia, to Jerrick with love!

Be My Meat-Shield (With apologies to Del Amitri!)


The party’s moving out and I guess we’d better go
Before I make a grave mistake and let my feelings show
Though Ariadne’s cute and she enjoys a kiss from me
But when I try to picture her you’re the one I see

So when monsters attack and it comes down to a fight
Won’t you be my meat-shield tonight

So the jello cubes come down, drowning us in goo
And we realize Koalisk caves are something we shouldn’t do
Lee is sweet too and I have him under my spell
But I surely know that he could not protect me near as well

And when faced with temptation you know I never put up a fight
But will you be my meat-shield tonight

Be my meat-shield
Be my great regret
Be the one man
That I’ll never forget
Be my undoing be my slow road to ruin tonight

So the party’s moving out and I’m marching next with you
Though I can’t be faithful, you know that’s something I could never do
So tell me now the torch-light’s out of sight
Baby won’t you be my meat-shield once again tonight

[Vahene]

LMAO.. that's great..

[JaeEleutheria]

LOL!

(although Ari is quite a delightful meat-shield too )

[Dregam, Blessed Cleric of]

((Aww... He may love Delia but he don't lover her that much. ))



((Just kiddin he does ))