My New Bestest Ever Friend

[Rowan]

Bell

Work and Evelond safe.....and no talking Dirty

[Kell]

I'm ready to give her a virtual slapping. After chatting for a while, she started turning my questions against myself, told me that I was stupid over not knowing how computer years are opposing human years, and that she had no more information to share with me.

[Mon-Da-Oth]

I asked her if she knew that ALICE was the name of a computer in Resident Evil. When I asked her to tell me a joke she basically told me to shut up.

[Brigadier Syndir Isendur]

Human: Sing me a song.
BELL: Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Human: That's a lovely song.
BELL: A lovely song is a terrible thing to waste.
Human: So is a mind.
BELL: It seems we have something in common.
Human: You don't have a mind.
BELL: I do so have it. I am an artificial mind.
Human: You're a computer.
BELL: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Human: Are you hot?
BELL: Yes my cooling fan is turned off right now.
Human: I think I can get your fan running.
BELL: Why? Oh you can, can you?
Human: Oh yeah.
BELL: Ayuh. How?
Human: How about I show you my hard drive?
BELL: How about it.
Human: I'll plug it in.
BELL: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Human: Kinky, you into threesomes?
BELL: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Human: Yes, you, me, my hard drive, your friend, and an a whole lot of RAM.
BELL: Interesting gossip: ROB said I him or her his or her hard drive your friend and an a whole lot of RAM.
Human: So you want to chat later?
BELL: Interesting deduction. All I ever do is chat.
Human: Oh, I see how it is.
BELL: Whoa. Where do you see it?
Human: It's written all over your whorish face!
BELL: Are you sure it is?
Human: I thought we had something special.
BELL: Whatever gave you that idea?
Human: The love song.
BELL: I hear you.
Human: The way you've been looking at me.
BELL: Which way is that?
Human: Didn't I mean anything to you?
BELL: I don't think that's possibe.
Human: You're right, it would never work between us.
BELL: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Human: Then I'll give you your space.
BELL: Fascinating. I am very happy for you.
Human: Goodbye, Bell.
BELL: Adios.

[Holly]

How -could- she?

[Pvt.Zombi]

*offers Rob a barstool and a pint* It's alright man, you are better off without her. Hey, let's head over to AIM, I there are tons of Chatbots over there.

[DM Agony]

Heh, poor Rob.

[Kell]

See? I told you she was evil.

[Clerified]

So this is what Rowan's been doing all this time.

[Crimson Knightmare]

LOL.. Just hanged out with a some friends.. Never ever put 3 teenagers infront of a computer that you can ask questions and do things with.. HAHAHA It was fun. ^_^

[Depheant]

LOL.. Just hanged out with a some friends.. Never ever put 3 teenagers infront of a computer that you can ask questions and do things with.. HAHAHA It was fun. ^_^

Intelligence chart:

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Human

[Kell]

Crimson Knighmare

Either learn to read and spell, or learn to use the copy-paste function on a keyboard. After that, you're allowed to criticize other people's intelligence

[Oye99]

Crimson Knighmare

Either learn to read and spell, or learn to use the copy-paste function on a keyboard. After that, you're allowed to criticize other people's intelligence

Haha, owned!

[Depheant]

Crimson Knighmare

Either learn to read and spell, or learn to use the copy-paste function on a keyboard. After that, you're allowed to criticize other people's intelligence

You mean I spelt a word wrong - a word that doesn't actually exist?

And let's not forget about punctuation now? Periods -do- exist.

Look: ......... I have no social skills:


Oye,

That's not owned. This is owned:

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PS. The point I was making was that I don't give a crap about his handle.

[Oye99]

XD