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s4rx7 · Post by **s4rx7** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:50 pm

lankycheese wrote:The walls of Dragonwatch begin to rumble and growl. The dwarven builders are confused and become confounded as to what is causing this small earth quake. They look to the Geomancers thinking it some prank on the stout folk, but nay, they are all sleeping lazily in the sun next to Falson.

Suddenly one of the Brutes cries out as in the distance a huge wave of dust can be seen sprouting up along the road. A large bellowing horn echoes through the valley deafening those inside the keep.

Suddenly the creature comes into view. A huge red construction, like a wagon, but made completely out of metal, with two windows on the front, dragging a long trailor as it drives past. The grinding of metal and gears can be heard as all of a sudden this red truck like thing takes on the shape of a giant 30 foot monster with a maniacal blue head.

The huge metal beast jogs past Dragonwatch and nods in greeting to the little people. The giant machine soon vanished into the horizon and was never seen again. Forever the rumour of this creature, hence forth called the "Optimus Prime", was told in taverns the world over.

I'm obviously not drunk enough to get this, can you please explain for the sober people?

Vahene · Post by **Vahene** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:54 pm

lol..

-K

lankycheese · Post by **lankycheese** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:55 pm

Wyv made me do it! *runs away laughing*

Brigadier Syndir Isendur · Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:05 pm

s4rx7 wrote:I'm obviously not drunk enough to get this, can you please explain for the sober people?

Here's a song to help you understand... Click here for music

Sarcasm,
More than meets the eye!

Lankycheese wages his battle to destroy the absurd RP of the forum trolls.

Sarcasm,
Mocking in disguise.
Sarcasm,
More than meets the eye.

Sarcasm!

Roser · Post by **Roser** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:09 pm

i thought they were talking about chuck norris.

Wyvern · Post by **Wyvern** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:47 pm

Lanky did have the idea of writing "Chuck Norris round-house-kicks Dragonwatch, causing it to disintegrate into dust."

lankycheese · Post by **lankycheese** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:55 pm

That was shamelessly stolen from Rob

Wyvern · Post by **Wyvern** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:02 pm

I thought Rob's idea was that "Dragonwatch is actually a Deceptacon that crash landed on Dasaria 1000 years ago and Falson has been inadvertantly fixing it all this time"?

Oye99 · Post by **Oye99** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:22 pm

Hahahaha, yes!!

lankycheese · Post by **lankycheese** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:27 pm

Oh man, the craziness that can be spawned by late night msn convosations.

Vahene · Post by **Vahene** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:11 pm

Wyvern wrote:I thought Rob's idea was that "Dragonwatch is actually a Deceptacon that crash landed on Dasaria 1000 years ago and Falson has been inadvertantly fixing it all this time"?

*laughs* Beautiful, just beautiful.

DM Artorius · Post by **DM Artorius** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:02 am

Wyvern wrote:I thought Rob's idea was that "Dragonwatch is actually a Deceptacon that crash landed on Dasaria 1000 years ago and Falson has been inadvertantly fixing it all this time"?

Hmmm...

JaeEleutheria · Post by **JaeEleutheria** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:26 am

Maybe it's just too early for me to think, but I still don't get it

Kell · Post by **Kell** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:36 am

No, you have to be almost ancient to understand what this is about.

Unfortunately, I do know it as well.

Vahene · Post by **Vahene** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:11 pm

Kell wrote:No, you have to be almost ancient to understand what this is about.

Unfortunately, I do know it as well.

I'm only 28! Almost ancient? *wails*

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