T'was the Alternative Night before Crimbo

[Clerified]

Bloody Hell Mob

(All the Dwarves!)
Bloody hell, bloody hell, bloody hell, YAR
Bloody hell 'lings and bloody griefing
Throwing and tossing up ever' last one
Now the 'ling toss has begun

(Redboots now!)
Bloody hell, bloody hell, bloody hell, OW
Bloody hell things in bloody hiding
Dancing and prancing in bloody Daris Square
'The hell'd they get there?

(EOS!)
What a bright time, it's the right time
To mock you night and day
Bloody Hell time is a swell time
To go stabbing all your guts away
Giddy much? 'Cause you suck! Give up, "Deadmeat"
Aren't you just one poor sob?
Fix and a-djust in the speed of your feet
We're the Bloody Hell,
We're the Bloody Hell,
We're the Bloody Hell Mob.

[Clerified]

White Daris
A Paladin's Song... Or so it should be.

I'm dreaming of a white Daris
Just like the stories momma told
Where the citizens listen
And stars still glisten
For all the children to behold

I'm dreaming of a white Daris
With every thug I promptly smite
May your days be bless-ed and bright
And may all your heroes dress in white

(Shadow's Solo)
I'm dreaming of a white Daris
Just like the graveyard I call home
Where the bones lie broken
And truth be spoken
For all to hear with ears like drones

I'm dreaming of my own Daris
With every soul sucked from the ground
Nergal's days are coming al-right
So may all your bodies end up white