Biiiiiatch wheres mah dinnah

Muletang · Post by **Muletang** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 2:04 am

Noooooo...

*reaches around desperately fumbling at his back.....tryin to remove the dagger stuck in up to the hilt*

Pesky traitors

*writes 'yes dear' in his little notebook*

point taken

Evelond Formos · Post by **Evelond Formos** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 6:13 am

Meh, if she's nice, she will praise you for including her in your jokes

Also, I'll give you some hints:

1. Never, I repeat: NEVER go an entire month spending more time on the computer than with her. She will complain.

2. On Mother's Day and Her Birthday, give her the day off. Do all the chores she normally has to do. DO NOT FORGET TO GIVE HER BREAKFAST IN BED!!!

3. Make friends with her family members, and treat them the same way she does- unless she hates that family member. Remember to please her at all times.

4. If you have kids, make the difference in age between them at least 10 years.

5. If your wife likes taking walks, take her for a hike in the woods every so often. Just don't let it take more than two hours.

6. Include her in everything you start in Dasaria.

More to come

Wormez · Post by **Wormez** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:37 am

Muletang wrote:Heh, not everyday someone agrees to marry ya, just spreading some of the thick, juicy lovin for all to share

well in Muley mate - have a great life together

good man - - you deserve it - -

Oye99 · Post by **Oye99** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:43 am

Evelond Formos wrote:4. If you have kids, make the difference in age between them at least 10 years.

Oooh, you see? It looks like people are already thinking about you having -kids- Mule.

Evelond Formos · Post by **Evelond Formos** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:58 am

. . . ew. No. I'm just saying, IF he does. That doesn't necesarily mean he will.

Tinuvhiell · Post by **Tinuvhiell** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:32 am

10 years between kids is a bit of a stretch. I mean, what if she's 25 now, they don't have kids until shes 28 or so, and they want to have 2 or 3. So, 29 at first born, 39 and second, and if you go third, she'd be 49. Now, it takes about 20 years to get them out of your hair after giving birth. She would then be almost 60 years old before having Mule all to herself again.

Oye99 · Post by **Oye99** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:33 am

Wha.. noo, I meant the whole scared of commitment shabang.. bah nevermind, hehe.. -.-

Get your mind out of the gutter, little man

Muletang · Post by **Muletang** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:39 am

One minute scribed in for parenthood, the next I'm tipped as a Jaffa, lol.

4. If you have kids, make the difference in age between them at least 10 years.

Hell no - that means they'll be still hangin round my gaff for years to come. Have all your gonna in the space of 2 years and then its done. I mean, my body will make it through ok in the same shape with minimal pain. Whats the problem?

-again

EDIT - damn right Tin.

Evelond Formos · Post by **Evelond Formos** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:07 am

Yes but if they are 10 years apart, you needn't worry about always having to settle fights

JaeEleutheria · Post by **JaeEleutheria** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 2:55 pm

10 is too large of a timespan between kids. And trust me, doesn't matter how far apart in age children are, if there are more than one, there will always be fights. (I have this fact on good authority... my brother is 6 years older than me and i had a friend of mine who was about 10 years younger than his older siblings as well) Unless parents know a really good trick how to quell that when the kids are really little (unlikely).

Personally, i think children should be about 3 years apart. I for one, do not want to deal with more than one child in diapers at a time.

Vahene · Post by **Vahene** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 3:22 pm

Hey, I'm an only child.. trust me when I tell you that one is enough.

Just one.. we're spoiled little brats.. and I'm not at all ashamed to admit it.

-Kristin

Oye99 · Post by **Oye99** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 4:15 pm

But see, the more kids you have, the less work you have to do around the house because you can just make them do it! Consider it.. legal slavery, yeah! And to top it off, they're like dogs, you only have to train one of them, who will then look after the rest and train them as you've trained it!

Evelond Formos · Post by **Evelond Formos** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 5:41 pm

I do not act like my older brothers (one is 22, the other about 30)! And I will never allow legal slavery to be done! If Law is Corrupted, then it is not true law; but a barrier to protect evil.

Holly · Post by **Holly** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:08 pm

Hey man, Congratulations.

*Claps*

Crimson Knightmare · Post by **Crimson Knightmare** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:08 pm

Hehe Im 17 and my sisters 14.. Iv wanted a brother but my parents said no cause they want us out of the house asap lol.... cause like they would have to wait for there next child to move out which would be like 18-20 years till then...

But if you have childern.. think 2-3 years until next child.. Hehe

And if the wife gets mad.. Get her a nice computer.. NWN or some other game that she can play for hours...

Then she wont be mad anymore... or she can kill you in game