One evening in the Blue Boar...

[GM Falcon]

A 'ling walks into the Blue Boar, and sits next to another 'ling he is apparently friendly with.

"Y'know," he said, "This really weird elf came up to me just the other day."

The second 'ling raises an eyebrow.

"Oh yeah? And what made 'im so weird?"

" 'e *burp* said he was some kind of 'Fate Bringer', or some'n like that."

"What a wacko. What'd he say?"

"Said I was gonna find exactly three hundred fifty-seven gold pieces in the water outside Hunar's."

"Pfft! And did ya?"

" . . . yeah. . ."

The second 'ling shrugs. "Mm. Must've been a coincidence."

"Yeah."

The two sip their ale again.

About half an hour later they fall asleep from the alcohol.