Ah been atineen'bout starteen' t' werk on sum' mur' elaburate brews... Dere be unly un problum. T'aeen't a g'd 'dea t' do dat in der tradeen' 'ull sin' last tim' ah been awerkeen' on dem bludy teengs dey dun go an' blow 'p der bludy roof 'ff der rafturs.
Meteenks a nic' sput in der furmland be 'nuff n't t' blow 'p 'alf o' der tuwn wi' it iffen sumteen' goes wrun'... Any farmur be awanteen' t' contr'b't' deir shed fer der commun good?
Ah caeen offur dat persun der personul bottul o' dem best stuff always awaiteen' fer dem.
An' ah aeen't be aneedeen' a larg' shed, eider. Jus' sumteen' t' set up me li'le moonshin' werkshup.
Fin' me in der tradeen' hous' iffen yah git a plac' ya can part wi'
*signed with a slightly unsteady hand*
Guther Toestomper
Gitteen' a brew'ry amade
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