Guards in the city

Hikui · Post by **Hikui** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:42 pm

Just out of curiasity(sp?) is the queen mortal?

can she be assasinated?

No real point.

Jerio Caine · Post by **Jerio Caine** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:49 pm

Depheant wrote:Jerio Caine,

Is there a whole point to wasting a DMs time or is there something I'm missing?

You know, I didn't ask for a DM to answer... I'm more thinking that a Redboot could pop in. I ain't adressing my posts to you as I know that you are Busy and as "Jen" said, This post is derailed.

Smackee, I mey be short but I'll kick yer ars' so fast ye wont see me ceip swirlen 'reun!

//Hafur Ironmane

Kurich e'Marduk · Post by **Kurich e'Marduk** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:50 pm

Jerio Caine wrote:8. If I parked in front of the of a crusader?

9. If I stained your clothes?

10. The question was: Scenario 10. What would I get jailed for if I went in my cart, rammed another cart that landed on a farm and exploded setting a farmers farms and cows on fire, and the cows started making noices which upset the farmers neighboors and gave them a headache.
Then the farmer ran to his neighboors and took a bandague to help the guy in the other cart and I killed the farmer with my axe for stealing and then killed the farmers neighboors that tried to kill me as they thought I stole the bandague and then I sat their house on fire by accident when I farted on the fire making a mideval flamethrower?

//Davo

Pardon me for getting bored in the middle of your inane post.

You would get jailed for killing the farmer.

Kurich e'Marduk · Post by **Kurich e'Marduk** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:51 pm

Hikui wrote:Just out of curiasity(sp?) is the queen mortal?

can she be assasinated?

Yes, and not bloody likely.

Jerio Caine · Post by **Jerio Caine** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:52 pm

Pardon me for getting bored in the middle of your inane post.

You would get jailed for killing the farmer.

Thank you for that honesty

//Davo

Hikui · Post by **Hikui** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:55 pm

farmers aren't people. When did they get rights?

Oh wait thay always had them....

-looks behind her and wispers- you hide the bodies and be snappy about it.

-whistles-

Good farmers...

Smackdosh · Post by **Smackdosh** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 7:04 pm

Jerio Caine wrote:
Smackee, I mey be short but I'll kick yer ars' so fast ye wont see me ceip swirlen 'reun!

//Hafur Ironmane

Mes dont see youse all the ways down theres anyways, mes only knows youse there when mes has to wipe youse of bottoms of shoes. Youse be carefuls mes not like wipng blood off soles.

Jerio Caine · Post by **Jerio Caine** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 7:06 pm

Smackdosh wrote:
Jerio Caine wrote:
Smackee, I mey be short but I'll kick yer ars' so fast ye wont see me ceip swirlen 'reun!

//Hafur Ironmane
Mes dont see youse all the ways down theres anyways, mes only knows youse there when mes has to wipe youse of bottoms of shoes. Youse be carefuls mes not like wipng blood off soles.

Ye coul'n't deu tha' if ther' wer' 15 o' ye!!!

//Hafur Ironmane

Smackdosh · Post by **Smackdosh** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 7:08 pm

*looks confused* There bes only one mes, not *Starts counting on fingers gets stuck and runs out takes off shoes starts using toes kills several near by rodents with orcish smelling feet, finally holding up two fingers he declares sagely* Yups there not bes even three mes only ones.

Jerio Caine · Post by **Jerio Caine** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 7:10 pm

Tha' meens It weun' be neu match fer me te kill ye off then big guy eh?

//Hafur Ironmane

Sally Adams · Post by **Sally Adams** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 8:38 pm

I guess people missed the official introduction of DM Dead Horse...

*whistles innocently*

Loki · Post by **Loki** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 9:02 pm

Nowt like floggin' a dead 'orse... everyone can join in.. the 'orse don't care..

OOC...
apart from the true sight part which i'm sure will be dealt with one way or another i don't see much of a problem here.. I've only been in jail once.. which i'm not sure if that's something to be proud of or ashamed of...

Mind you with Kurich going power mad and as good as declaring all Nergals blessed enemies of the state I could be in there more often soon... hmmm.. summon zombie to build mini temple outside the blue boar.. how much trouble would that get me in I wonder...

Post by **Jehannum** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 9:07 pm

Fyi the guards have not had true seeing for quite a few days now.

Lord Moonrunner · Post by **Lord Moonrunner** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 10:00 pm

I kinda miss being hauled off to jail. I always found it quite and peaceful there- good meditation vibes.

Kyril Moon

Sol Ano · Post by **Sol Ano** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 10:35 pm

Couldn't let this go without a comment or two...

1. What's with that horse?

2.

Loki wrote:hmmm.. summon zombie to build mini temple outside the blue boar.. how much trouble would that get me in I wonder...

Lots... Read the Royal Laws of Dasaria: especially item 4:

The Queen wrote:Temples of Evil shall not be constructed in Dasaria. Any such structures will be torn down.