and finally... WALLY IV

Vashan the Hunter · Post by **Vashan the Hunter** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 12:03 pm

Wally III answers:

1. Ashes

2. Haircut

3. They are long enough already

4. Lunch, dinner, and supper (any meal other than breakfast applies)

5. An umbrella

Nice job AGAIN Dasarians!!!

Finally, the last 5 WALLY questions:

1. What do you call a person who dosn't have all of his fingers on one hand?

2. Which is greater, six dozen dozen or a half a dozen dozen?

3. What is the best way to get down from a camel?

4. How could someone be seriously injured by being hit by some tomatoes?

5. Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?

Good luck to you all.

Inahnia · Post by **Inahnia** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 12:43 pm

1. Normal

2. They are the same amount

3. The same way you got up

4. One could hit you in the eye hard enough to detach a retina..

5. There are more Chinese men than Japanese men

Aurora Damodred · Post by **Aurora Damodred** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 1:02 pm

1: Typical person, normal

2: considering a dozen is 12, and 6 is half of that, they are equal

3: Carfully, without accidents

4: Well, if they were hard tomatoes I guess it would be akin to a stoning.

5: Chinese outnumber the Japanese 3,005,843 (approximately) to 1, so they require more rice to sustain their population.

Loki · Post by **Loki** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 2:37 pm

1. What do you call a person who dosn't have all of his fingers on one hand? A clumsy muppet that should never have become a butcher in the first place.

2. Which is greater, six dozen dozen or a half a dozen dozen? Well.. that depends.. six dozen dozen what? Hmm? Besides i'll just pinch the lot so i ain't bothered which is greater cos its all mine now.

3. What is the best way to get down from a camel? Don't get on it. They gob on yer and they fart. Nuff said.

4. How could someone be seriously injured by being hit by some tomatoes? Easy.. grow a super sized tomato and then inject it with a secret serum that will turn it into a killer tomato.. then unleash the beast! (ensure you have grown some lettuce of defence.. cos otherwise boy are you in trouble!)

5. Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men? Interesting fact.. the small Nepalese mountain goat can consume 14,000 times its own body weight in snow. That’s how they make mountain passes... they let a heard of them loose to eat their way through the drifts. I realise on first impressions these does not appear to answer the question but in a strange and totally unrelated way it does.

Peepslayer · Post by **Peepslayer** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 4:07 pm

Finally, the last 5 WALLY questions:

1. What do you call a person who dosn't have all of his fingers on one hand? Normal, because no one should have 8 fingers, and 2 thumbs on just one hand.

2. Which is greater, six dozen dozen or a half a dozen dozen?

Equal.

3. What is the best way to get down from a camel?

You dont, you get it from ducks.

4. How could someone be seriously injured by being hit by some tomatoes?

If it was going very fast, and hit, very hard.

5. Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?

There are more chinese than japanese men.

Nyxx Tynkirtwyg · Post by **Nyxx Tynkirtwyg** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 4:10 pm

1) A fool for grabbing that womens bum!

2) A full stomach . . . .

3) *pulls out shotty and aims at head* hehe. . .

4) Vampire Tomatoes?

5) More rice pattys in China?

The Greenman · Post by **The Greenman** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 4:16 pm

six dozen dozen (6*12*12) is quite a bit more than half a dozen dozen (1/2*12*12). (864 vs 72)

Six dozen would be the same as half a dozen dozen.
If you drop the "dozen dozen" bit the question is basically asking if 6 is larger than 1/2. (It is.)

And you don't get down off a camel, you get down off a duck.

Peepslayer · Post by **Peepslayer** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 4:20 pm

The Greenman wrote:six dozen dozen (6*12*12) is quite a bit more than half a dozen dozen (1/2*12*12). (864 vs 72)

Six dozen would be the same as half a dozen dozen.
If you drop the "dozen dozen" bit the question is basically asking if 6 is larger than 1/2. (It is.)

And you don't get down off a camel, you get down off a duck.

Sigh, Math is hard...lets go shopping!

Merdock1275 · Post by **Merdock1275** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 5:19 pm

1) According to the Bible-Old Testament, Thieves would have their fingers cut off on the first offense. So, I say a thief.

2) Six dozen, dozen

3) You don't, you get "down" from a goose. Goose down winter coats

Not Duck down winter coats

4) Throwing the tomato hard enough could cause the core to take out a person's eye. Like, a beebee-gun

"You'll shoot you're eye out, kid!"

5) There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.

The Greenman · Post by **The Greenman** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 6:33 pm

Ducks have down, too. And I was quoting the old elephant joke.

Merdock1275 · Post by **Merdock1275** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 7:43 pm

I like Goose Down better, but the Elephant Jokes are funny.

Mon-Da-Oth · Post by **Mon-Da-Oth** » Sun Mar 07, 2004 3:19 pm

You would be crushed if it was a number of tomatoes.

I think everyone else answered the rest.