What is your Battle Cry!

Boon · Post by **Boon** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 8:24 am

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Boon
Stalking along the desert, clutching a mighty sword, cometh Boon! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"This one's for you, mom! I hereby snap and go berzerk!!!"

Flin
Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking across the wasteland! It is Flin, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a bloodthirsty howl, his voice cometh:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I pillage like a sentient bulldozer!!!"

Din
Who is that, running through the fields! It is Din, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a spectacular cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pulverize you so hard, the Earth will spin twice as fast!"

Mike (RL Name)
Rampaging across the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using gilded boxing gloves, cometh Mike! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm going to hump you until you smell like barbeque, then make toast!!!"

Kell · Post by **Kell** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 8:38 am

Kell:

*slaps forehead* "I'm not even going to respond. This must be the silliest thing ever... It's just so not fitting, I mean.. boxing gloves...? Please people! Let's maintain at least a tiny bit of style here... Just dandy..." *rolls eyes*

Myrdin:

Skulking amidst the plains, swinging buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Myrdin! And he gives a mighty roar:
"I'm going to punch you until the laws of physics are violated!!"

Qaekyth:

Zang! Who is that, sprinting on the desert! It is Qaekyth, hands clutching a thorned whip! She screams apocalyptically:
"I'm going to pulverizzze you beyond your exxxxpiration date!!!"

Kell · Post by **Kell** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 8:38 am

edit: Stop breaking the forums!

Hailfall · Post by **Hailfall** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 8:47 am

Shala

Hark! Who is that, prowling along the mini-mall parking lot! It is Shala, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a spectacular cry, her voice cometh:

"This one's for you, mom! I pillage faster than the super-flu!"

Ly'Onna

Sprinting on the terrain, wielding a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Ly'Onna! And she gives a gutteral howl:

"I'm going to f*ck you until you have puppies!!"

Myryana

Rampaging across the plains, wielding a bladed baseball bat, cometh Myryana! And she gives a low howl:

"By Odin's mighty spear, the enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!"

Dewi (me)

Striding on the mountains, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Dewi! And she gives a vengeful bellow:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !"

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*Falls of chair laughing really hard*

Ly'Onnas one is funny and mine (lol!!!)

jekyl81 · Post by **jekyl81** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 8:50 am

*laughs his arse off* I tryet all my friends names and my own, had a lot of laughs doing it, some of the Battle cryes were so damn funny

Kell · Post by **Kell** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 8:59 am

Myryana wrote: "I'm going to f*ck you until you have puppies!!"

That sounds pretty scary coming from a druid shifter

Ramblinwomble · Post by **Ramblinwomble** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 9:28 am

Kell wrote:edit: Stop breaking the forums!

See first my toaster, then the forums... it's always Kell's fault!

Tinuvhiell · Post by **Tinuvhiell** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 11:31 am

Prowling along the tarmac, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Tinuvhiell! And she gives a booming bellow:

"I'm seriously going to flog you into the fast lane, and add a notch to my bedpost!!"

hehehe!

whiteguyinblues · Post by **whiteguyinblues** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:06 pm

Sgt. Vrok

"I'm going to flog you harder than God thought possible, and grin like a f**king maniac!"

Hert Webber

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I feel like chicken tonight!!!"

Inahnia · Post by **Inahnia** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:12 pm

Who is that, striding on the hotel lobby! It is Inahnia, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a vengeful scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to beat you so hard, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!!"

A scientific anomaly....

I love it!

Ohio41 · Post by **Ohio41** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:50 pm

Armil Nayli'o:

Hark! Who is that, sprinting through the steppes! It is Armil, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He screams thunderously:

"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!"

Eriq:

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking out of the mini-mall parking lot! It is Eriq, hands clutching a burning branch! He screams mightily:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I slice through beating hearts like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!"

Eric(real name):

Striding out of the mini-mall parking lot, wielding a mighty sword, cometh Eric! And he gives a cruel grunt:

"I'm going to **** you until you deflate!!!"

The last one a bit vulgar but none the less I laughed at this site. nice. Uni should be posting his later when he gets back from Ethics class, his are quite funny.

Shalandravv · Post by **Shalandravv** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 1:23 pm

Oh, dear god...

Striding through the cliffs, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Shalandra Velvax! And she gives a vengeful roar:

"By Odin's mighty spear, you are made of meat and I am very hungry!"

Meldvion · Post by **Meldvion** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 2:21 pm

Meldvion

Hark! Who is that, prowling along the candy store! It is Meldvion, hands clutching a thorned whip! He bellows apocalyptically:

"I'm going to clobber you so thoroughly, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!"

Johan Börelius (Real name)

Zang! Who is that, rampaging over the fields! It is Johan Börelius, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He screams apocalyptically:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I plunder until there is no more hope!"

Gotta love those buzzsaw hand extensions!

Feral · Post by **Feral** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 3:01 pm

Who is that, skulking out of the mini-mall parking lot! It is Kin G 'Elle, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a cruel scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pound you until you $#!% molton lava!!!"

((pretty fitting

Striding across the icy wasteland, brandishing an oversized scalpel, cometh Blutark Beerbelly! And he gives an ominous cry:

"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!!"

Striding through the fields, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a vorpal blade, cometh Feral Foxfire! And he gives a vengeful cry:

"I'm going to clobber you beyond mortal comprehension!"

Hark! Who is that, stalking out of the steppes! It is Bognar Beerbelly, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He howls vengefully:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!"

((hehe nice site mike

Ohio41 · Post by **Ohio41** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 3:41 pm

I think its time for.............Drum roll

CELEBRITY BATTLE CRY!!!!!!!!

Are first contestent is.........

Jesus!

Striding over the hotel lobby, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Jesus! And he gives a spectacular howl:

"This one's for you, mom! I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!"

Now ain't that the darndest thing you ever heard!?

Next time on CELEBRITY BATTLE CRY!!!!

POPPA SMERF!!!!!