Pickup lines!

Tinuvhiell · Post by **Tinuvhiell** » Sat Mar 27, 2004 10:41 pm

spanners???

It's been too long since I last heard any pickup lines.

Ohio41 · Post by **Ohio41** » Sun Mar 28, 2004 2:21 pm

Ok....Who let Oose operate his PC under the influence....damn it Jimmy, your supose to be his best friend!!!

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Lame pick up line I heard from a buddy on my wrestling team back in highschool:

Buddy: "What material is your underwear made of?"

Girl: "Cotton, Why?"

Buddy: "Well, It should be felt."

And with that he went to make the motion of touching the part of her underwear that was revealing and she slapped the bejesus out of him. Needless to say I was laughing uncontrolably, I even managed to spill my beer in the process. Later that Night I bumped into the girl in another location of the house and I just struck up a conversation with her. She told me about some creep who tried to grab her underwear, I pretended I didn't know the kid and just laughed it up. I went home with her that night, dated her for a little while and now were friends. Every once In a while I ask my buddy to use that line at a party so I can go home with some beautiful girl, hes not so amuzed,lol. Thought I'd share.

Jecht Borino · Post by **Jecht Borino** » Sun Mar 28, 2004 5:48 pm

nice eriq
and nah we stay away from oosey when hes pissed dont wana get crushed if he passes out and hes so ugly he scares away all the chicks

Ohio41 · Post by **Ohio41** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 9:41 am

No no no, you want him the ugly ones around, I figure the less attractive your friends are the less of an option the woman have when it comes down to choose,lol. I'm just messing with ya Oose, buddy ole' pal.

Side note for Oose: I'll MSN you soon, been a little while bro, I've had my comp down and out for a little while, not sure of the problem really, been coming by the comp center here at school to post every once in a while to keep in contact with all of you. I'll have it all sorted out here soon, later bro.

Jimmy · Post by **Jimmy** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 11:09 pm

The Armil Nayli'o wrote:Ok....Who let Oose operate his PC under the influence....damn it Jimmy, your supose to be his best friend!!! .

Sorry about that. He escaped from his holding cell... er... room and nicked my drinks

The Armil Nayli'o wrote:No no no, you want him the ugly ones around, I figure the less attractive your friends are the less of an option the woman have when it comes down to choose.

exactly

Tinuvhiell · Post by **Tinuvhiell** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 11:14 pm

alright- no one answered me yet- what the @#%$ is a spanner? do you mean like a wrench or some tool like that? cause i don't speak aussie

Jecht Borino · Post by **Jecht Borino** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 12:10 am

im aussie and evin i dont know that the #$^%$ it is

Loki · Post by **Loki** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 9:00 am

Spanner

\Span"ner\, n. 1. One who, or that which, spans.

2. The lock of a fusee or carbine; also, the fusee or carbine itself. [Obs.]

3. An iron instrument having a jaw to fit a nut or the head of a bolt, and used as a lever to turn it with; a wrench; specifically, a wrench for unscrewing or tightening the couplings of hose.

4. pl. A contrivance in some of the ealier steam engines for moving the valves for the alternate admission and shutting off of the steam.

Inahnia · Post by **Inahnia** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 9:00 am

I'm not Aussie either, but I believe a spanner is a wrench or some such tool.....as in "throwing a spanner in the works".

Oh doh..now I see Loki's post

Tinuvhiell · Post by **Tinuvhiell** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 12:12 pm

ah so my guess was correct! never heard that before, thx

GM Joker · Post by **GM Joker** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 3:10 pm

Some funny one's I've heard used:

"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."

"Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts."

"As long as I have a face you have a place to sit."

"The word of the day is 'legs.' Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word."

"Your feet tired? They should be, you've been running through my head all day!"

"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money."

"I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room."

Mad Season · Post by **Mad Season** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 4:31 pm

"I found your challenge overly verbose, Louis Wu. On Kzin, it is considered sufficient merely to scream and leap." - Speaker to Animals - Ringworld

Hey,they were in a bar, it was how they got together - it's a damn pickup line!

(Pardon me if it's not 100% correct, it's from memory)

Fate_Aki · Post by **Fate_Aki** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 4:31 am

Prefers the Caveman approach. Bring big Stick and wack'em over head then grab hair and drag home into cage.

Don't take me seriously. I just be honest to them and yourself. It will grant you the best results.

Boon · Post by **Boon** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 2:59 am

I bet my tongue can out wrestle your tongue.

Peepslayer · Post by **Peepslayer** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 3:16 am

Boon wrote:I bet my tongue can out wrestle your tongue.

Hah! 1...2...3...4...i declare a tongue war?