Moving on Tuesday

[Boon]

It may just be a coincidence, but i just heard some thunder a little while ago...

Sorry that was me, gotta love those chimichangas.

Don't know when I'll be active around here again so...
This is LoFang, signing off.

You haven't by chance taken some long detour to get to Cali? *listens to the thunder*

I hope you get back to us soon, LoFang. Oh here is one more song with a Cali reference.

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Jed move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.

Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.


Well now its time to say good by to Jed and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back a gain to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality

Hillybilly that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?.

[Holly]

*Clap, clap*

[Shalandravv]

Good ol' Weird Al, gotta love the Beverly Hillbillies parody of ... "I want my MTV"... damned funny.

[GM Joker]

Welcome home bro!

In sticking with the Cali songs:

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bulls#$# three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless $#%@ing hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any $#%@ing time. Any $#%@ing day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullsh$# three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless $#%@ing hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any $#%@ing time. Any $#%@ing day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dips%#@s.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly s#!&, stupid s#!&...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

F#@$ L Ron Hubbard and
F#@$ all his clones.
F#@$ all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

F#@$ retro anything.
F#@$ your tattoos.
F#@$ all you junkies and
F#@$ your short memory.

Learn to swim.

F#@$ smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
F#@$ these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.

[Shalandravv]

Oh, yeah... forgot all about that one. Tool forever!