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Very Happy indstead of
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Cowards die many times before theie death the valient never taste death but once.-Julieus Ceaser
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lankycheese
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lol n00b!
Admittedly my comedic timing may be a bit off.... but the topic is too good to let it go without at least an effort! Lets see you do better!
.... you're still using the FR dieties (Lathander, Cryric, Ilmater, Torm)
... you've recently been talked into eating the Shai's azek kai leaf
... you can't understand what the big deal is about summoning a demon in town. After all, you're a wizard, and it -is- one of your spells.....
Admittedly my comedic timing may be a bit off.... but the topic is too good to let it go without at least an effort! Lets see you do better!
.... you're still using the FR dieties (Lathander, Cryric, Ilmater, Torm)
... you've recently been talked into eating the Shai's azek kai leaf
... you can't understand what the big deal is about summoning a demon in town. After all, you're a wizard, and it -is- one of your spells.....
Oh come on.. with a name like 'Ling' Death Squad' who isn't in for a snicker? Hehe.....you think the 'ling death squad sounds funny
.... your character is an angel/god/some other ridiculous thing (ninjas *cough*)
..... You use the letters 'gp' to transact gold.
..... You go around Daris asking how you can join the Varanite army
and finally, you know your a n00b when you think your happy just the way things are set up
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Redder
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- Joined: Tue Mar 16, 2004 5:07 am
- Location: Burning in the Halls of Amenti
...you go into the Redboot baracks and without reading any signs, you jump into the pits. Did that on my first day within the first 20mins of playing.
...you talk to each an every Redboot and wonder why they all just look you up and down and then nod. Must be some sort of salute.
...something is happening in the village and someone asks you to get help and you run up to the closest NPC and yell "HELP!" and stand there wondering why they don't do anything... my second day
...you notice a DM is doing something and you Don't RUN!
...you die and then just wait forever wondering if someone is going to raise you as you are too scared to click on the respawn button as you have no idea what that will do.
...you take it upon yourself to go exploring at level 2 and wonder why you generally dont get very far.
...you trust a Dwarf to show you the way to get somewhere - thanks Flin, I can't remember how many times I died that day
...you trust other people. Trust me, don't...but then again especially dont trust me.
...you talk to each an every Redboot and wonder why they all just look you up and down and then nod. Must be some sort of salute.
...something is happening in the village and someone asks you to get help and you run up to the closest NPC and yell "HELP!" and stand there wondering why they don't do anything... my second day
...you notice a DM is doing something and you Don't RUN!
...you die and then just wait forever wondering if someone is going to raise you as you are too scared to click on the respawn button as you have no idea what that will do.
...you take it upon yourself to go exploring at level 2 and wonder why you generally dont get very far.
...you trust a Dwarf to show you the way to get somewhere - thanks Flin, I can't remember how many times I died that day
...you trust other people. Trust me, don't...but then again especially dont trust me.
~Darkness is only light of the Light~
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