Tamborine of annoying +3

journeysend · Post by **journeysend** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 5:08 am

Has anyone a tamborine,
with properties most groovy,
I'd happily pay loads for one,
or give my sister suzy

journeysend · Post by **journeysend** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:19 am

*clatters to a stop with a look of consternation or extreme constipation on his face*

*tap tap*
I see you've all been looking here
but haven't deemed to answer,
has nobody an item fit
For Das' primo prancer?

Kell · Post by **Kell** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 5:51 am

"How 'bout a thousand gold coin to shut ya gap mate."

Rego Blin · Post by **Rego Blin** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:31 am

Why pay to have it shut, when you can enjoy shutting it for him

Kell · Post by **Kell** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 1:53 pm

"Ehhh, he only trying to make a coin, ya know? It kinda like being one of those ladies of entertainment, ya know? Ya feel sorry for them, so ya pay them a thousand gold coin so they can keep the legs together and rest up for a nite. Ya dunna sew their holes shut, heh. A thousand gold coin ain't gonna be enough to give him bread for the rest of his life, mate. But it gonna keep him off our back for a lil' while."

journeysend · Post by **journeysend** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:55 am

I have to say its hurting me,
That I'm feeling kind of down,
That you should both turn to mockery
And treat me like a clown.

Threatend from aside with vilance,
Insulted for my simple query,
Likened to a 2 bob hooah,
I'm moving towards teary.

As for sewing holes shut
one trade would surely falter,
But as for me, you'd soon see
No stitch can break my pater.

So as to the item I'm after,
I look around but none are seen,
Pray who will take up my offer
and provide a tamborine?

((

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Eragon · Post by **Eragon** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:50 am

"My good sir, my name is Liliana, a fellow musician, though I lack your poetic talent. I am certain we could find something for you in the music shop in Dasar. Have you been there to look, sir?"

journeysend · Post by **journeysend** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:04 am

Indeed I have fair Lady,
And a sturdy vessel of my art
was purchased from the keeper
that I might pour out my heart.
But I yearn for something else,
that might be in circulation?
Hence I posed the query
and presented it to the nation.

journeysend · Post by **journeysend** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 7:14 am

*blows a thin film of dust from his old tamborine as he picks it up. The little symbolds clatter mournfully. It has been a while*

Fear not ye all
I do still live,
though not for lack of trying;
from the beasts round here
who're awful queer
and seem intent upon me dying.

but now im back,
I'll fill the gap
I can almost hear you cheer,
I've much to tell
so sit ye well
as I pour joy in your ear.

Before I start I ask you
have you thought upon my request?
Its not as if its unreasonable
I've not asked for you're shirt or vest?
Maybe a lord of this realm,
could see fit to intervene...
am i likely to ever find one,
or is this just a silly dream?