Biiiiiatch wheres mah dinnah
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Muletang
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hehehehehehe, thanks to you all for your posties.
I'm just back from a nights sesh on the gatter with the lads from work, man the backspace key is feeling like the poor guy from Deliverence, hehehe been out since 14.00 and its now 03.43, nuff siad....i'm battered, signing off before i do something along the lines of:
*insert standard drunken typing*
I'b soooo koooonteeeeed it hurtful of the many me that play on the groovyness o'lay
I'm just back from a nights sesh on the gatter with the lads from work, man the backspace key is feeling like the poor guy from Deliverence, hehehe been out since 14.00 and its now 03.43, nuff siad....i'm battered, signing off before i do something along the lines of:
*insert standard drunken typing*
I'b soooo koooonteeeeed it hurtful of the many me that play on the groovyness o'lay
I deserve a reward...cos I'm the best **** that you've ever had - Diggin the Grave.
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Dagger in, eyeball out.
~N'Asti~
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Feng N'asti - little sh!t
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Dagger in, eyeball out.
~N'Asti~
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Feng N'asti - little sh!t
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Logan Wallace
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*smile*
Don't forget to have her study this:
The Good Wife’s Guide
Housekeeping Monthly 13 May 1955
· Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for this return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.
· Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
· Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
· Clear away the clutter. Make one last rip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.
· Gather up school books, toys, paper, etc. and then run a dust cloth over the tables.
· Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
· Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children’s hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimise the noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.
· Be happy to see him.
· Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
· Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first – remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
· Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain, and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.
· Your goal: Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
· Don’t greet him with complaints and problems.
· Don’t complain if he’s late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.
· Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
· Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
· Don’t ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
· A good wife always knows her place.
Congratulations!
Don't forget to have her study this:
The Good Wife’s Guide
Housekeeping Monthly 13 May 1955
· Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for this return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.
· Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
· Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
· Clear away the clutter. Make one last rip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.
· Gather up school books, toys, paper, etc. and then run a dust cloth over the tables.
· Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
· Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children’s hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimise the noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.
· Be happy to see him.
· Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
· Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first – remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
· Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain, and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.
· Your goal: Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
· Don’t greet him with complaints and problems.
· Don’t complain if he’s late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.
· Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
· Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
· Don’t ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
· A good wife always knows her place.
Congratulations!
In a world of Evil, Goodness always prevails....
Logan DaVid
Chesie DaVid
Kendra DaVid
Shelby
It may be winter, but it's raining Sunbeams...
Logan DaVid
Chesie DaVid
Kendra DaVid
Shelby
It may be winter, but it's raining Sunbeams...
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Muletang
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*hugs logan for her forthright thinking (with fearful presence of mind of Arilyn of course 
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Thats the kind of thinkin we're sorely lackin hehehe
Unfortunately it will be my nuts sorely lacking a second member if I push this too far though, heh heh.
And she is en route to Das, she already has a character in the vault, just waiting the right time....
)*Thats the kind of thinkin we're sorely lackin hehehe
Unfortunately it will be my nuts sorely lacking a second member if I push this too far though, heh heh.
And she is en route to Das, she already has a character in the vault, just waiting the right time....
I deserve a reward...cos I'm the best **** that you've ever had - Diggin the Grave.
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Dagger in, eyeball out.
~N'Asti~
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Feng N'asti - little sh!t
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Dagger in, eyeball out.
~N'Asti~
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Feng N'asti - little sh!t
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Logan Wallace
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... and if you really tried, I'd have to offer my assistance in holding you down!Muletang wrote:Unfortunately it will be my nuts sorely lacking a second member if I push this too far though, heh heh.
If you always remember and show her how lucky YOU are for her to have picked you, you'll be rewarded tenfold back from her (and vise-versa).
Love Is Grand.
In a world of Evil, Goodness always prevails....
Logan DaVid
Chesie DaVid
Kendra DaVid
Shelby
It may be winter, but it's raining Sunbeams...
Logan DaVid
Chesie DaVid
Kendra DaVid
Shelby
It may be winter, but it's raining Sunbeams...
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Muletang
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thanks kindly again....man did my head hurt this mornin. Red bull is the devil but essential ingredient for jager bombs...the devil i say.
Heh, by the time she comes on here I expect this post to be a couple of pages back and she'll nevvvvver see it, so I should survive. and you lot keep quiet too ya hear *point point*
*still smiling stupidly*
Heh, by the time she comes on here I expect this post to be a couple of pages back and she'll nevvvvver see it, so I should survive. and you lot keep quiet too ya hear *point point*
*still smiling stupidly*
I deserve a reward...cos I'm the best **** that you've ever had - Diggin the Grave.
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Dagger in, eyeball out.
~N'Asti~
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Feng N'asti - little sh!t
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Dagger in, eyeball out.
~N'Asti~
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Feng N'asti - little sh!t
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