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A small gnome dressed in oversized robes and an oddly shaped square hat, climbs upon poppers rock, followed by what seems to be a small bat, and raises his staff of the dead wyrm up high.

"Attention peasants of Daris!"

He whipes his nose with his sleeve, making a loud obnoxious snorting sound.

"I, Bido Wisto! A reknown scholar, scientist, physician, adventurer, Wizard! Am searching for.."

He is then cut off immmediatly by an old female civilian.

"Never heard of ya!", she sneered.

Bido snorted, and responded, "Quiet woman! I would not expect such a primitive village such as this to carry any knowledge of my doings, my.. *he laughed uncontrollably* To think, it would even be a disgrace knowing that my work is known of around here, yet you still live in such a pitiful state."

He laughed hysterically, bending over, clutching his side, with the occasional snort resembling of a pig's. By this time, a young man was holding the woman back by her arm, who was swinging her cane vigourously in Bido's direction.

Bido patted himself on the back, praising himself for such a hysterical joke.

"Ahem.. as I was saying, I, Bido Wisto, am searching for equipment intended for one with intellectual gifts, such as myself. Any kind will do, and I shall pay dearly with gold coins which you peasants lack oh so much."

He snorted, and lowered his staff, leaning upon it, looking rather quite silly as he tries to look intimidating.

//hehe, any intelligence boosting items will do, if I ever get an offer from this XD
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Post by Vahene »

((Just laughing hysterically at the post right now, but I'll let you know if I come across any.. they're yours.. Hehe..))

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Post by Rego Blin »

A Dwarf clad in his standard Redboot Uniform walks up.

Best not to make a scene there, I wouldn't want to have to lock you up just to keep you safe from the locals.

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Ye best move it along lad, dont want anyone hurt tonight.

//I have some int items floating about, when i get a chance i'll take a look at what i have and let you know.
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Post by Evelond Formos »

A fat barbarian comes walking along, and says "Ya, I gots no smartsie thingies, but I gots lots of golds!"

//heh, FINALLY! An in-character OOC post! 8)

//yeah, Haru may have some int boosting items on him, he has a lot of things that he never uses, yet he doesn't have the will to sell them . . . :roll:
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Post by Peregrinus »

Falson looks the gnome over, and shakes his head. Summoning a small ball of light he opens a sack and begins looking through it.

"Let's see what I can help you with mageling..."

((I got some stuff floating around too...
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