Know what sucks??

Mon-Da-Oth · Post by **Mon-Da-Oth** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:47 am

It not the knives you need to worry about its the larger objects like lamps and telephones that carry more wieght when they hit. If it doen't hit you its going to put a hole in the wall.

Thank God my wife doesn't do that stuff.

Brenna E'lyana · Post by **Brenna E'lyana** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:21 am

Frying pans make great blunt objects, as do rolling pins....and if all else fails, withholding of certain...services will do the trick

Muletang · Post by **Muletang** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:53 am

the clever little minxes don't need to hit hard when they sleep next to you..... you heard about the John Wayne Bobbit (was that his name?) character?

Mon-Da-Oth · Post by **Mon-Da-Oth** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:33 am

Muletang wrote:the clever little minxes don't need to hit hard when they sleep next to you..... you heard about the John Wayne Bobbit (was that his name?) character?

Alright here is a true story from my parents. Shortly after my parents were married my dad was awaken one night by my mom biting him in the back. It turns out that she had a nightmare that he was cheating on her and when she woke up she was so angry that she bit him.

Turns out that even if we are good we sometimes till catch it.

Kell · Post by **Kell** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:58 am

Ohio41 wrote: I'd like to argue this fact above about woman not being able to hit hard, obviously you've not dealt with the scorn of a woman and foreign objects....

No, most women I know don't really do the physical approach. They try the mental torturing methods. I prefer them myself as well.

As I always tell my luvey; you can don't -have- to come visit my parents with me, so you have the choice. But I'll never forgive you if you don't

lankycheese · Post by **lankycheese** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:11 pm

Women can't hit hard!? A hard slap around the mouth bloody hurts!

Vahene · Post by **Vahene** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:13 pm

lankycheese wrote:Women can't hit hard!? A hard slap around the mouth bloody hurts!

Especially if women have nails.

-K

Stormknife · Post by **Stormknife** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:26 am

Brenna E'lyana wrote:Frying pans make great blunt objects, as do rolling pins....and if all else fails, withholding of certain...services will do the trick

There's a Firefly quote...Zoe is talking to her husband who everyone calls Wash...and he's suggesting something she really doesn't like.

"Remember that sex we were planning to have..." *pause* "...Ever again?"

Vahene · Post by **Vahene** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:37 am

Stormknife wrote:
Brenna E'lyana wrote:Frying pans make great blunt objects, as do rolling pins....and if all else fails, withholding of certain...services will do the trick
There's a Firefly quote...Zoe is talking to her husband who everyone calls Wash...and he's suggesting something she really doesn't like.

"Remember that sex we were planning to have..." *pause* "...Ever again?"

Oh, a quote I have to remember for a Hax/Heaven fight.. *snickers*

-K

Tinuvhiell · Post by **Tinuvhiell** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 10:53 am

Oh I dunno... I think I can hit pretty hard. This thread reminded me of all the goofs throughout school who would ask me to hit them... Or dare me, whatever. Boys are crazy too you know.

lankycheese · Post by **lankycheese** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 5:49 pm

Can you hit me Tin?

Tinuvhiell · Post by **Tinuvhiell** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:05 pm

You betcha!