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heh, you're so goin to hell... but then I laugh too, and at people who fall over in the street or kids when they fall over, ain't hurt, but wail, and and and people in those sporting mishap videos, ahhhhhh... maybe you'll have some company there then 
I deserve a reward...cos I'm the best **** that you've ever had - Diggin the Grave.
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Dagger in, eyeball out.
~N'Asti~
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Feng N'asti - little sh!t
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Dagger in, eyeball out.
~N'Asti~
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Feng N'asti - little sh!t