Exceeded my stupidity limit in one shot.

[Mon-Da-Oth]

My wedding band has been extra lose and my wife and I agreed to take it in and have it re-sized. In the meantime I had wrapped some string around it so that it wouldn't just drop off my finger.

We walk into the jewelry store and this woman comes up to us expecting a large commission or something.

My wife explains that we need to have the band re-sized and I start to pull the ring off my finger but because we had been walking around the mall my hand was slightly swollen because of the heat and it didn't slid easily off.

Once I managed to wiggle the ring off and hand it to the woman she looked at me and says in a condescending manner "If you take the string off it might fit better."

Luckily for the woman my wife was there and she knows the looks that I get and the things that can come out of my mouth when confronted by an idiot.

We guess the woman also saw the look on my face because she quickly turned away and wouldn't look or talk to me the entire time we remained in the store.

[DM Agony]

I couldn't resist an opportunity to get smart back, but that's the Agony in me.

[Kell]

Awww, man, you let a great opportunity slide.

[Oye99]

Haha, too bad, ya should have let her have it

[Stonehammer]

No, no - it's not a vengeful action. Stupid people enjoy having their stupidity pointed out to them. I find that loudly explaining the shocking lack of intelligence to the individual to be a bonding moment, between myself, the informed consumer, and them, the 6 dollar wage slave.

They find it refreshing and also a moment to reflect upon and learn from.

So, feel free to point out these little faux pas and you too can share in the growth of this induhvidual's social and intellectual skills.

[Mon-Da-Oth]

LOL